If you are on this website we are going to assume that you are old enough to see what is going on around here. With Christmas just around the corner, there are a few seasonal secrets that you may not be aware of that involve Santa and Mrs. Claus. Here is a short list of some of the most unusual ones:
1 - The Origins of The Naughty/Nice List
We all know that Santa has a list. He apparently checks it at least twice. It contains the names of all the boys and girls who have been naughty or nice over the past year. Nowhere on the document does it explain the criteria nor the origin of the list. As for how one gets on the list, you are already on it. What changes over the course of the year is which column you end up under at Christmastime. For example, if you visited Asian Elites London once or twice over the past year, you'd probably still be on the 'Nice' list. The list does not record whether or not you were naughty or nice while with one of our escorts.
2 - The Origins of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
According to the song, Rudolph was being bullied because his nose glowed and as a result he was left out of all the reindeer games. In actual fact, his nose was glowing only because he was happy to note that he would get a chance to visit Asian Escorts, London on his trip around the world delivering presents to all the good girls and boys. Believe us, our girls have been good all year long as they look forward to Christmas as much as the rest of us do. That's partly because we know that you are fond of our girls and besides, we want everyone to be happy and one way to do that is to have good girls on staff.
3 - The Origins of The Elves And Mrs. Claus
The elves spend most of their waking hours building toys in Santa's Workshop. They have an intense schedule leading up to Christmas but what do they do during January? Well, Mrs. Claus, who met Santa on one of his holidays in London, sends all the elves away for four weeks to burn off some steam and to relax and recharge. If you guessed that many of them end up sharing time and telling stories with an Asian escort in London, you would be right. Remember, even the elves are on Santa's Naughty or Nice List and sometimes they get a little bit naughty. So does Mrs. Claus but that's a whole different story altogether.
Merry Christmas From Asian Escorts, London
All kidding aside, we wish each and every one of you the best of the Holiday Season. Christmas is an exciting time for everyone, included the Asian escorts we employ. Have a safe and happy holiday and remember that if you feel like being a little bit naughty before the year is over, give us a call.